anon noooooo
- why i like them
“BONG HIT!”, he sang
- why i don’t
homewrecker
- favorite episode (scene if movie/production)
where he actually uses his inhaler while on the phone with mark
- favorite season/movie
HOUSE OF CARDS
- favorite line
“It’s not polite to ask.”
- otp
sean parker/shawn fanning SEAN-TP featured in the new movie The Napster Network (and how it blew up the internet)
- brotp
sean/peanuts
- head canon
one time he got high and tried to straighten his hair with chopsticks idfk
- unpopular opinion
~every creation myth needs a devil~ and sean parker didn’t rate hot enough on hotornot.com to be considered hellspawn
- 5 words to best describe them
bad boy with peanut allergy